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Michael Julianelle

Freelance Writer and Blogger, Dad and Buried — Freelance
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[Now taking suggestions for a bio.] Father, writer, yeller. http://bit.ly/2gAjzM0

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@DadandBuried — 33,995 followers, 129,928 tweets

Sep 23, 2017

RT @Lisabug74: My idea of porn now is eating pizza rolls in the bathtub and my dogs watching me.

Sep 23, 2017

RT @delusions_of: How to make a salad: 1) Add lettuce 2) Add tomato 3) Add onion 4) Throw it away 5) Eat a cheeseburger

Sep 23, 2017

I was away from my 7yo for a week and it took him less than an hour to go from "I missed you!" to "I hate you!" Welcome home, I guess.

Sep 23, 2017

"Years later, he’s still fine, especially if you measure fine-ness in terms of how much of a pain a kid is."  http://dadandburied.com/2017/03/17/baby-fell-off-bed/ 

Sep 23, 2017

RT @SamuelLJackson: So... How many Sons A' Bitches kneeling tomorrow??!! How many of Dotards boys firing Mothfukkas?? Odds??!!

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