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@michaelschaub — 12,764 followers, 47,479 tweets

Nov 21, 2017

@postitbreakup You are speaking my language. I mean if a Thanksgiving side dish doesn't have carbs, what the fuck is the point?

Nov 21, 2017

@CMcCurdyPDX Hahahahaha I thought he was just going to do a half-assed retraction!

Nov 21, 2017

I mean, I expected this from Oregon, but what the hell, New Mexico?

Nov 21, 2017

@mathitak I feel like this is an idea I would have had in 1997 while very high.

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