Milt Policzer

Here’s a quote that will darken your day: “The District Court found that there are around 24 million AR-15s and similar sports weapons in circulation.” That’s from a recent Third Circuit Cout of Appeals ruling that struck down a ban on AR-15s in New Jersey. AR, of course, refers to types of semiautomatic rifles. No need to rehash the arguments over guns here — and, besides, I really don’t want to argue with someone who has guns — but see if reading this ruling makes your head hurt.

Op-Ed Tired of the annoyances in your life? Relax and enjoy other people's annoyances. The Reddit app icon is seen on a smartphone in February 2023. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum, File) OK, I admit it. I’ve been lurking on Reddit again. If you need cheering up, I highly recommend it — all those people whining and complaining will make you feel better about whatever you’re going through.

Do you recognize this country’s flag? A mystery flag. (Complaint from the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas via Courthouse News) No fair doing an image search. Just tell me — telepathically, of course — what country the image represents. You’re wrong. The above is a federally trademarked image belonging to 7-Eleven, Inc.