Miranda Aldersley

Labour majority win (21 of 21 wards announced) Labour: 57 Green: 5 Conservative: 1 Labour hold Turnout: 33.97% Lambeth goes to Labour for the fourth consecutive election since 2006. Becka Thackray, from the Green Party, gets most of the votes in Herne Hill with 2,365, over Jim Dickson (2,335) and Pauline George (2,246). The third labour candidate in Herne Hill, Jack Nathaniel Newton Holborn, loses his seat at Lambeth Council after criticism from associations and community organisations.

Labour emphatically tightened their grip on Hammersmith and Fulham Council last night, claiming nine more seats and welcoming a new cohort of first-time councillors. They made all their gains from the Conservatives, who ended the night on 11 seats to Labour’s 35. No other party managed to win a single seat and the UKIP candidates did not even stay long enough to hear the first ward declare at around 2:40am. Turnout was 50,860, or 39%, which was an increase of 1% from 2014.

Lots of things would be true if Kim Kardashian wasn’t famous. Paris Hilton would still have a wardrobe assistant, for one. Conversation about beauty standards, nude selfies and bum implants would be lacking a certain common denominator. And the question of who has the world’s worst crying face would remain a mystery. But we’re still not sure if we believe Kim’s latest revelation – that, had she not become a pop-culture legend, she would have been a forensic investigator.