A spider. A sliding snake around a collarbone. A pouty-faced lip bite. These are the component parts of Vinnie Hacker, the tattooed TikTok heartthrob whose ubiquitous internet presence has inspired a crisis of parasocial desire across the web. When he’s not lip-syncing to the camera on a 15-second TikTok, he’s gaming for hours on end in his room, streaming it all on Twitch. When he’s not doing either, his sought-after shadow still dances across the consciousness of his followers.