Formerly @MySecondEmpire. Formerly a lot of things. Hopefully will be more things.

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@EnswellJones — 21,822 followers, 33,036 tweets

Mar 23, 2017

@infieldflyrule That is quite an honour. Not joking.

Mar 23, 2017

People make fun of people who live in a van down by the river, but I have to tell you, I kind of like it.

Mar 23, 2017

@KVanValkenburg Your "Where is Phil Mickelson?" piece 10 years from now will be so frigging solid.

Mar 23, 2017

I just saw a sign, nailed to a post by the road, proclaiming that the earth is flat. I think I'm done with people. Just dogs now.

Mar 23, 2017

Prediction: James Comey will make a major announcement on April 19.  https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/844969081342185473 

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