Formerly @MySecondEmpire. Formerly a lot of things. Hopefully will be more things.

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@EnswellJones — 22,035 followers, 32,529 tweets

Jan 22, 2017

I was going to make a joke that even Hillary couldn't blow this lead, but then I burst into tears and ate a tub of ice cream.

Jan 20, 2017

Normally I would say good luck, America. Today I'm saying good luck, rest of the world. Don't make eye contact with America for a bit.

Jan 19, 2017

@Spazzdad Nice! That is so awesome. What a great player. (And dad. And kid.)

Jan 17, 2017

Spend enough time in airports and courthouses and you'll run the full gamut of human emotion.

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