The first half of the sentiment, the closing lines of a Zillow ad for an Idaho home listed for sale earlier this month, is pretty common. The second half is as unexpected as the property itself. The house, which is owned by unique vacation rental creator Kristie Wolfe, is on the market for $799,000. Pirate ship is no exaggeration. The home resembles the prow of a wooden ship jutting into a mountain lake, complete with a pointed bowsprit decorated with a carved figurehead of a woman.