ESSSSHHHH. I'm sitting at a table in a room that wouldn’t look out of place on an interiors shoot - making noises I wouldn’t normally make in public. Outside, the Umbrian hills roll into Lake Trasimeno, creating the kind of vista that makes you want to pen a poem (or an Instagram caption). But the view can wait. Taking another sip, I let the liquid coat my tongue before bringing my top set of teeth to meet the bottom, opening wide and sucking in air until the liquid hits my tonsils.