As much as I hate to sully the pages of such an esteemed source as The Skeptic with something as vulgar as geometric details on how one should go about fucking RFK Jr. in the ass with a Honda CR-V, his latest swerve into anti-autism eugenics more or less demands it. So, with apologies to those with overly developed visual imaginations, it should be done by backing the CR-V in slowly with all four doors open. Because a regular “go fuck yourself” would fall gravely short of the moment.