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Showing quotations 1 to 5 of 5 total My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing. I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays. Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos. I like sports bars. Sports bars are great because they collect all of the people I don't want to hang out with, and put them in one room.
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