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By day, mild-mannered editor @POLITICOEurope, Declassified columnist, occasional stand-up comedian, and writer/performer @SchumanShow. By night, same.
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Le Pen and Farage star in this summer’s must-see blockbuster

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By Paul Dallison Verified
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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. He’s a grizzled veteran British cop working one last case. She’s exactly the same — but French. They both have strong views. Some of them not entirely fashionable, though they have become more so of late. But can they succeed in the face of scandal … after scandal? Coming soon to a theater near you: “Hard Borders,” starring Robert Downey Jr. as Nigel Farage and Sydney Sweeney as Marine Le Pen.
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Le Pen and Bardella vs. a teen with a water pistol

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By Paul Dallison Verified
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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. The film “Amadeus” details the rivalry between two composers, Antonio Salieri and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart — our Brussels-based readers may have heard of the latter thanks to a restaurant specializing in ribs named after him in the city center. Both have talent. But will the older Salieri be able to keep down the younger man? Spoiler alert: There’s no Brussels-based ribs joint called Salieri.
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Arnie, Shakira and the world’s best spiritualist: Meet the new European Commission

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By Paul Dallison Verified
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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. Now that we know Ursula von der Leyen won’t be seeking a third term as president of the European Commission — which you should have read about in Brussels Playbook — it’s surely almost time for a radical overhaul of the way the top jobs are handed out. Instead of there being one commissioner from each member country, we propose the Commission should instead hire people who are ideally suited to the job in question, just like in the private sector.
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