If you want to turn a good idea and a fairly decent initiative into a major fiasco, here’s how: put together a benefit for the poor. Then make it available to only some of said poor, needy and desperate. Make the organisation and the criteria so loose and vague that there’s lots of room for fraud, theft, nepotism and favouritism. Make sure that the communication is so vague as to be almost nonexistent, so that jolly rumours can abound and have people scrambling around like chickens at feeding time.