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2026 Triumph Trident 800 first ride review
It was roughly 25 miles after the lunch stop in our first ride of Triumph's Trident 800 in Cyprus when it hit me — I had been transported all the way back to 2009. Back then, Oasis had just broken up, Uri Geller had bought himself a Scottish Island, and Barack Obama had won the Nobel Peace prize… but there was bigger and more significant news: I'd bought my second big-bike, a Triumph Street Triple 675 R in Matte Graphite Grey.
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So Much from So Little
I’VE RACED A staggering variety of offbeat cars, boats and motorcycles during the past 50 years, often so I could publish a magazine article answering the question, “What’s it like out there?” Aside from offshore powerboats, the craziest form of motorsport I tried was Formula Kart Experimental, sanctioned by the International Kart Federation. Yes, go-karts! But not just any go-karts.
Harry A. Miller: Visionary Genius, Infuriating Enigma
HARRY MILLER CLAIMED to be clairvoyant. “I don’t do these things,” he confessed. “I get help. Somebody tells me what to do!” Even for those who understood him best — his long-suffering wife Edna, his loyal assistants Fred Offenhauser and Leo Goossen — Harold Arminius Miller was an infuriating enigma. Yes, he was brilliant, the most innovative racing engineer in American history, a visionary genius who could see farther than ordinary men and bring back what he saw there.
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Opinion: Relaxing civil commitment protections for the homeless is the wrong approach
Rich Taylor, mental health and homeless advocate Amarillo Globe-News The Trump administration is winding back the clock to a time when freedom was bound by chains of fear. The president signed an executive order that encourages states and municipalities to round up homeless individuals and forcibly place them into mental institutions. The Trump administration claims that a majority of the unhoused in America are either mentally ill or drug addicts or both.
Lesser Known Presidential Personal Care Products
Trump Cologne Latest in Long Tradition of POTUS-Endorsed Pampering Merch This week, President Donald Trump announced a new line of Trump Fragrances that celebrate his presidential wins in 2016 and 2024. “They’re called ‘Victory 45–47’ because they’re all about Winning, Strength and Success — For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too,” Trump wrote in a post promoting the fragrances.
Sport-touring in Croatia with the new Bridgestone Battlax T33
I can't think of many places I've ridden that resemble a lunar landscape. The road running atop Tenerife's Parque Nacional del Teide is positively extraterrestrial, Iceland's space odyssey hits the moment you roll onto Route 41 out of Keflavík, and Spain's Bardenas Reales region in Navarre will invoke a genuine feeling of astronaut imposter syndrome. Google some pics, you'll see exactly what I mean. These landscapes make the inevitable long-distance riding to get there just so worth it.
Three Dolls?
During an interview this week on Meet the Press, President Donald Trump encouraged Americans to buy fewer dolls and pencils as a way to deal with rising costs due to his tariff policies. “I’m just saying they don’t need to have 30 dolls. They can have three,” the president told moderator Kristen Welker. “They don’t need to have 250 pencils.
Pope Francis Passes Away at 88: Draft Guru Mel Kiper Updates His Papal Big Board
The Conclave is on the Clock THE VATICAN — With Pope Francis’s passing, the Catholic Church is preparing for a transition that will determine its direction for the foreseeable future. On May 7 the College of Cardinals will gather at the Vatican for a conclave to shape the Church’s future. Accordingly, ESPN draft guru Mel Kiper Jr. has updated his mock papal draft, offering predictions and analysis that will no doubt serve the conclave well.
Trump to Apply 20-Goal Tariff onAll Canadian Hockey Teams Entering U.S.
“Goal Tax” Threatens to Upend Stanley Cup Playoff Following a whirlwind journey to chew gum, nap and play on his phone at the funeral of Pope Francis, a possibly jet-lagged President Donald Trump rocked both the political and sports worlds today. Trump has told this closest advisors and insider traders that he intends to impose a 20-goal tariff on all Canadian NHL playoff teams entering the United States to play an American squad.
Potential Cast Taglines for Bravo’s Upcoming “The Real Housewives of MAGA”
Kicking off every episode of the Bravo reality franchise, the best Real Housewives taglines introduce viewers to the series’ stars, giving insights into their always-big personalities. Let’s look ahead and take a stab at cast taglines for the inevitable “Real Housewives of MAGA” series featuring the zany adventures of the most Bravo-ready women of Trump World.
2025 Triumph Speed Triple RS first ride: A soggy but revealing outing
A few years ago in 2021, I rode the then-all-new 2021 Speed Triple 1200 RS at its UK launch and emerged with a sore back, tattered wrists, and a face you'd expect to see on someone with a mild concussion. It was a stiff, unforgiving, and somewhat frustrating machine because it presented itself as a "street-first" roadster yet rode like a race bike set up for a man who'd need roughly three cows for a set of leathers.
Citing Unfairness to Russia, Trump Issues Executive Order Calling for ‘Rebalancing’ of Hockey Drama “Miracle”
President Calls Film “Woke” and “One-Sided” Rich Taylor · Follow 3 min read · -- Originally Published on End of the Bench Sports WASHINGTON — In what appears to be yet another favorable nod to Russian President Vladimir Putin, President Donald Trump signed a new executive order demanding “significant rebalancing” of the Disney sports blockbuster Miracle.
Overshadowed by Musk, JD Vance Plays “In Your Eyes” on White House Lawn
Desperate VP Turns to Hollywood for Grand Gesture Inspiration Rich Taylor · Follow Published in The Haven · 4 min read · -- Image via Creative Commons WASHINGTON, DC: The blossoming bromance between President Donald Trump and tech billionaire Elon Musk appears to be taking a toll on rumored-to-still-be-Vice President JD Vance.
Musk Dismisses Critics of Whites Only Water Fountain
New Controversy Erupts in Wake of Nazi Salute Kerfuffle Rich Taylor · Follow Published in The Haven · 3 min read · -- Image via Creative Commons Less than a week after coming under fire over allegations that he performed a Nazi salute at President Donald Trump’s inaugural rally, Elon Musk finds himself in hot water over a cold water dispenser. Late last night, Musk, the world’s richest man, posted a playful photo standing atop a desk in his personal office at X headquarters.
Two Monkeys Respond to Study Rejecting Infinite Monkey Theorem:
Scientists Say Monkeys Will Never Write Shakespeare Rich Taylor · Follow Published in The Haven · 3 min read · -- Bam-Bam at Work (Image via Creative Commons) An old adage declares that a monkey left with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time would eventually write the complete works of William Shakespeare purely by chance.
Statement from the Haunted House & Forest Association of America Endorsing Kamala Harris for President:
We Simply Cannot Compete with a Trump Presidency Rich Taylor · Follow Published in The Haven · 4 min read · -- HHFAA Headquarters (Image via Creative Commons) For over 50 years, the Haunted House & Forest Association of America (HHFAA) has proudly represented the owners and operators of this great nation’s haunted attractions.
An Open Letter from Amazon CEO & Owner of the Washington Post Jeff Bezos
Rich Taylor · Follow Published in The Haven · 3 min read · -- Me with One of the Things I Own (image via Creative Commons) Hi Consumer! It’s me, Jeff Bezos. Last week, as you probably know, I overruled the Editorial Board of the Washington Post, and decreed that the newspaper, which I apparently need to remind folks I own, will not be endorsing a candidate in the imminent 2024 presidential election.
Poller Coaster Madness!
Auntie Anne’s, Starbucks Polls Rock Race for the White House Rich Taylor · Follow Published in The Haven · 3 min read · -- Site of Critical Pennsylvania Poll (Image via Creative Commons) The presidential hopes of Vice President Kamala Harris and Donald Trump are likely to ride significantly on the swing state of Pennsylvania.
White Sox End of Season Sale to Include Mint Condition Bats, Untorn Tickets, and More
Rich Taylor · Follow 3 min read · -- (Originally Published 10/10/24 on End of the Bench) Image via End of the Bench CHICAGO — Following a season in which they lost more games than any other team in Major League history, the Chicago White Sox announced a “Farewell to a Record-Breaking Season” sale featuring items leftover from their historically horrific 2024. Starting this weekend, fans can purchase the memorabilia outside Guaranteed Rate Stadium and online.
GOP Congressman in Hot Water Again for New Post Blaming Asian Dry Cleaner for “Ruining White Hood and Robe”
Just hours after deleting a social media post calling Haitian immigrants “thugs” and “slapstick gangsters,” Republican Congressman Clay Higgins (LA) returned to X this time blaming “heritage hating illegal foreigners” for “ruining my white hood and robe.” Higgins’ earlier post, which included racist tropes about Haitians and told them to get “their a** out of our country,” led to calls for the House Ethics Committee to look into the matter and demands that Higgins be formally reprimanded.
Weirdly Possible Future Bizarre Headlines Concerning North Carolina’s Political Landscape
Anything Seems Possible After GOP Candidate Reportedly Referred to Self as a “Black NAZI” & Supported the Return of Slavery on Porn Site North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson, the Republican candidate for governor in that state, vowed to remain in the race following a report that he made dozens of lewd and inflammatory comments on the message board of a pornography website.
Breaking: Elmer Fudd Sentenced for Role in January 6 Insurrection
Former animation superstar Elmer Fudd was sentenced today to one year of house arrest for his actions on January 6, 2021, when he and a mob of supporters of then-President Donald Trump stormed the U.S. Capitol building. Prosecutors had argued for imprisonment but, citing the defendant’s age and ineptitude, the U.S. District Judge presiding over the case opted for the more lenient sentencing.
In Wake of Triumphant Convention, Dems Announce Launch of “The Kamala H-Eras” Tour
Late Thursday night, a sea of red, white and blue balloons floating from the ceiling of Chicago’s United Center signaled the conclusion of the 2024 Democratic National Convention. By almost any metric, the four days of speeches, music, chants and dancing were a surprisingly entertaining and massive success. So much so, that the Dems have decided to take the show on the road with the launch of The Kamala H-Eras Tour.
Unable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth Graders
Students, three boys and one girl, mill about. Their teacher, Miss Dugan enters carrying a large box which she places on her desk. MISS DUGAN: Okay, settle down everybody. Shhh. Reluctantly, the students take their seats at their desks. BILLY: Why are we missing recess? I swear I didn’t do anything. MISS DUGAN: Well, each of you are part of the lucky group that has been selected to meet our very special guest. And here he is! Miss Dugan dons a “Make America Great Again” hat and opens the classroom door.
Nobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!
Nobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music! URGENT: New Directive on Campaign Rally Music/Explainer on Public Domain TO: All Remaining Members of Advance, Logistics and Campaign Teams FROM: Lara Trump, Co-Chair of the RNC, Daughter-In-Law of President Donald J.
Olympic Ratings Plummet After Peacock Subscribers Discover ALF
PARIS — Widespread chaos has taken hold of NBCUniversal leadership, as early ratings for the 2024 Olympic Games have been, what one unnamed source described to End of the Bench as “dire.” The primary cause of this executive angst is the need for more viewership numbers for the games on Peacock. Rather than watch athletes from around the globe compete, new subscribers to NBC’s heavily promoted Olympic platform have discovered and become obsessed with the 1980s sitcom ALF.
Script for Upcoming SCOTUS “Democracy is Going Out of Business” Sale!
Description/Goal: Utilize SCOTUS summer break to raise awareness of and generate revenue from the impending end of democracy Direction notes: As the half-dozen individuals who have effectively paved the way for democracy’s end, tone should not seem too braggadocious.
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Former President Donald Trump announced that he and former First Lady Melania Trump will celebrate Juneteenth by renewing their vows, notarizing Melania's latest updated prenuptial agreement and jumping the broom. This news comes in the wake of his weekend campaign visit to Detroit where he attended a roundtable discussion at a Black church filled with white people.
View Photos of the 1974 Chevrolet Cosworth Twin Cam Vega
Photography By Rich Taylor May 15, 2024 at 11:00 AM·1 min read 1974 Chevrolet Cosworth Twin Cam Vega PhotosRich Taylor - Car and Driver read the full review A new engine developed with help from Cosworth attempted to turn the humble Vega into an image car for Chevrolet.
2024 Triumph Rocket 3 Storm R and GT first ride review
"So, do you think anyone actually compares a bunch of bikes and decides to buy a Rocket 3? It's a bike you just want, right? It's not a rational, considered purchase…" That's how I recall the dinner-table chat at the launch of the Triumph Rocket 3 back in Tenerife, Spain, in 2019.
An Open Letter of Apology to Bills Nation from Jason Kelce (Especially to the Family of the Kid I Bit)
Originally published at End of the Bench Sports To the great fans of the Buffalo Bills and, in particular, the family of little Timmy Anderson: Hi. It’s me, I’m the problem, it’s me, future Pro Football Hall of Famer Jason Kelce.
Belichick on Patriots’ Disastrous Season: ‘YOLO’
Originally published 10/21/23 at End of the Bench FOXBOROUGH, MASS. — NFL fans expecting to see a frustrated New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick slam his Microsoft Surface table onto the turf may be in for a long wait, sources tell End of the Bench. According to team insiders, Belichick has made peace with his squad’s near-total ineptitude and is instead finally living his best life.
Overshadowed History Hot Takes From Nikki Haley
Last week, during a town hall forum in Berlin, New Hampshire, GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley somehow responded to a voter’s question about the cause of the U.S. Civil War without mentioning slavery. Lost in the controversy over that answer was her explanation that night of other noteworthy historical events: On the sinking of the Titanic: “People need the freedom to travel. YOLO as my kids say.
Leaked Memo from Santa Re: Layoffs
In order to put to rest the many rumors circulating across the workshop, it is with a non-jolly heart that I hit send on this unmerry message to you all today. Effective immediately, I am instituting significant cuts across all divisions. Each elf will meet with their supervisor this morning to learn specifics about status, NDAs, badge surrender, severance etc.
Citing "Michigan," U.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down Pro-Honesty Proverb
Late last night, the United States Supreme Court issued a rare emergency order striking down the longstanding saying "cheaters never prosper." The order comes in the immediate wake of the University of Michigan Wolverine's 30-24 victory over their longtime rival Ohio State.
Trump Vows End to Turkey Pardons
In a hastily prepared Monday speech, former President Donald Trump blasted President Joe Biden for his decision to pardon two turkeys earlier in the day.
Navigating Your Career Path: Expert Tips for Growth and Advancement
In my extensive experience with HR/People teams, the most common question I encounter is: "How can I grow my career?" You've likely pondered this yourself. The truth is, there's no one-size-fits-all formula. Ideally, promotions would be more data-driven, and I am advocating for this change. However, current practices remain subjective. If your career growth, which often translates to promotions for many, is a goal, how do you achieve it?
South Carolina Police Warn of Uninvited Criticism from Clemson Coach
Following reports of unprovoked encounters with a highly critical Dabo Swinney, the South Carolina Department of Public Safety has issued a first-of-its-kind "Citizens Alert," warning residents and visitors about potential encounters with the longtime Clemson head coach. The alert comes after a frustrated Swinney defended his career during his weekly, in-season call-in show when someone identified as "Tyler in Spartanburg" asked why Swinney is being paid so much to go 4-4 this season.
Rupaul to Replace Joe Rogan in UFC Broadcast Booth
Those already dismayed and staggered by this week's news that Bud Light has reached a deal to become the "official beer partner" of the UFC, may go down for the count with today's stunning follow-up announcement. At a press conference held in Neil Patrick Harris' grotto, UFC Commissioner Dana White announced that longtime fight color commentator Joe Rogan will be replaced by American drag queen Rupaul.
Mea Culpa
Humor I, for one, certainly did not expect to be penning this letter of apology. Admittedly, over the past couple of years, I was reliably and enthusiastically dismissive of what I loudly called the "crazy rantings of anti-vax, anti-science lunatics." My social media handles regularly mocked the "tinfoil hat brigade," "QAnon quacks" and "dumbasses" who tried time and again to warn us all. And yet, as of 2:20 p.m. October 4, guess what has two barely attached thumbs and is a full-on zombie? Yep.
Taylor Who? Debby Boone Spotted in Luxury Box of Vikings Quarterback
Lost amid the ongoing media frenzy surrounding Taylor Swift's latest appearance at a Kansas City Chiefs game was the presence of another singer attending an NFL contest. This one in the personal box of wholesome Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins. Last week, the internet exploded with dating rumors when Swift was spotted sitting beside Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce's mother as his team trounced the yet to be relegated-Chicago Bears.
McCarthy to Replace Speaker's Dais with Dunking Booth
Seeking to fend off threats from hard-liners to strip him of the speakership, House of Representatives Speaker Kevin McCarthy has reportedly agreed to the latest demands of GOP Freedom Caucus members and will replace the House chamber's historical dais with a colorful carnival dunking booth. This dramatic and humiliating concession is McCarthy's latest desperate attempt to salvage his leadership role while also striving to avoid a government shutdown.
Charleston Nextdoor Post from Someone Oblivious to the Missing Military Jet
Looking for Recommendations. Also, There is an Airplane in Our Yard Tammy P Olde North Charleston Hello Neighbors! We're brand new to the North Charleston 'hood but wanted to use good ol' Nextdoor to say a big thank you to all of you for being so welcoming to our family and to maybe get some guidance from you veterans of the area.
Additional Things Jason Aldean Advises Against Trying in a Small Town
Humor Country music star Jason Aldean's new single "Try That in a Small Town," features lyrics warning city folk about various things he believes should not be tried in a small town. An earlier draft of the song's lyrics actually includes additional "city-folk" items and actions that Aldean implies do not belong in a small town and thus will be met with vigilante violence.
Alfa rose from WWII's ashes to build decades of coveted cars
As Cole Porter might have put it: In the 1920s and 1930s, Alfa Romeo was The Top! Vittorio Jano was there, along with Gioacchino Colombo and Enzo Ferrari. Thanks to high-performance models such as the Zagato-bodied 6C 1750 GS, the 8C 2300 Le Mans, and the 8C 2900B—plus a host of world-class racing cars—Alfa Romeo was indisputably the grandest of Grand Marques, rivaled only by Bugatti. World War II ruined all that.
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