Dear Overlords of the Industrial Media-Advertising-Blackmail-Public Relations Complex: I’m sorry for my abrasiveness and not indulging your thinly veiled threats about my “reputation” being affected if I didn’t play ball, and for getting off on publicly confronting you with uncomfortable questions and your most embarrassing mistakes (the same way you did with me, behind my back, for things I never did). Please take mercy on my inability to care what people think of me.