Rodney Curtis

Maple, the moose, Zayu, the Jaguar and Clutch, the Bald Eagle are the mascots for the event. Here are some important things you should know: 1. FIFA stands for “Football: It’s Football, Americans.” 2. Soccer began — some say — when a group of Medieval Brits gathered together around a pig’s bladder to receive endorsements from Nike. 3. All of the matches for the 39-day-long championship are held in cities across North America: Canada, The U.S. and Mexico. 4.

This DoD video shows something resembling an eight-pointed star with arms of alternating length. No other video in the newly released crop has caused more argument and analysis by armchair “experts” &  “professional” debunkers over the past 36 hours. Filmed in the Middle East in 2013, the entire one-minute-and-46-second video can be viewed here. One of the most profound things that has ever affected humanity or could soon affect humanity may have just happened.

Mr. P. just had another birthday. He’s in his 90s and the statute of limitations should’ve expired at some point, I suspect. But I don’t wanna risk it. Although his son, whom I’ll call “John Pineau,” is now a successful lawyer in Colorado. I’m sure he could get his dad acquitted for the crime I’m about to reveal. Our caper occurred way back in the 1980s.