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@SarahGwrites — 1,038 followers, 1,291 tweets

RT @fudwedding: Reading 1 star reviews of the pub I work in and I'm in tears of respect for whichever of my colleagues this is about
This was iconic when Bianca Jagger did it in Studio 54, but she wasn’t wearing a thong so I’m with the horse on this one. 
Can just imagine her calling up @GBXANTHEMS: ‘hallo Georgie boy can ah get a shoutout to ma sexy man Jamesie plz?’ 
@natasharadical @palebackwriter I moved it from ‘Skills’ to ‘Qualifications’ on my CV because that’s technically true. Don’t want to get dug up if I go on The Apprentice.
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