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Simon Beckwith

As seen in: NARC.

Comedian // Writer // Vintage Businesser. I write and do website stuff for @narc_magazine.

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Just saw an actual policeman in Poundland. Really hoping it was some Mannequin type deal and that cardboard cutout copper had came to life. Listening to Starship now regardless.
Just got my arms trapped in the sleeves of my shirt because I couldn’t be bothered undoing the buttons on the cuffs. It took me a solid five minutes to escape. It was such a chore I feel I earned a crystal for some extra time in the Dome later.
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