I’VE got to declare an interest straight away here. There, said it. I cannot possibly be impartial from this point on. Nobody makes them like our Eileen. She even hides some away for the regulars when the visiting swarm descends. The media room at Valley Parade is no place for the faint-hearted when her homemade cakes are on view. Woe betide anyone who tries to take a cheeky bun before she has finished laying everything out.