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My gynecologist has a photograph of an actual beaver on her office wall and neither she nor the beaver appear to be in on the joke.
“Needless to say, crowdsourcing a limitless supply of Marlboros was not an idea whose time had come.” I love you, Helen DeWitt. (Some Trick, May)
@joshgroban @playbill For me, it’s back issues of Cat Fancy. Get it?! BACK ISSUES.
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