Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp and Look Alive Out There (April 2018). I fit in your pocket.

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@askanyone — 98,203 followers, 4,250 tweets

Sep 19, 2017

A New Yorker cartoon of jailbait except it's clickbait. Scantily clad kittens and movie listicles, that sort of thing.

Sep 19, 2017

@davidcho If I had a child and I loved that child, I would never share shit like this on Twitter. That's what I don't get. That and the fascism.

Sep 19, 2017

That earthquake was God's reminder that he doesn't exist and you need doctors and penicillin. Text "resist" to 504-09 to fax your senators.

Sep 18, 2017

@my19thcentury @DarceySteinke I read River of Names in college and I think about it all the time. Like the day before yesterday.

Sep 18, 2017

@Vilkomerson The dress is perfect but the earrings seemed to be more of a struggle IRL.

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