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@StephenMarche — 9,175 followers, 17,405 tweets

@JasonGuriel I think you should organize it as a tontine. Everyone puts in a sum of money and whoever tweets last gets the money.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!--The most famous is 'never get involved in a major land war in Asia' but only slightly less well known is this: 'never arm the teachers when you can just regulate the distribution of guns!'"
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