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RT @chortle: 'I thought I could take a hail of arrows in the face and still look fit afterwards' | Gerard Butler (really?) share… https://t.co/kPDKFAf3YY
It's #winniethepooh day. FINALLY a day where I can go to meetings with no trousers on and nobody can say anything.
@RichesDaniel If I was the "magical matriarch of my own brood" it would be the tortoise and the clock would read "eat" "have a plod" "look around" "do a wee". Actually that's excellent ok i'm buying it.
@kateeeyliz @TheDebrief I'm afraid that falls fully into the 'not assertive' category - next time choose!! You can do it! Unless it's a shit colour (IM JOKING)
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