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@tessie_the_mess — 13,256 followers, 8,492 tweets

babies in pink pussy hats and, like, the crushing strain of this entire year got me real emo rn
too many consecutive days have gone by where someone gchats me "hey what's up" and i am forced to answer "nm, writing about our fat president who doesn't use condoms, u"
just wondering if other people are getting as many pr pitches about improving their personalities, or
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