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@tessie_the_mess — 13,180 followers, 8,414 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

honestly I’m just grateful my mom learned how to use insta stories

Nov 23, 2017

there we go. happy thanksgiving everyone, have a great fuckin day :) https://t.co/xkeGrGCLu3

Nov 22, 2017

some personal news: I’m in bed before midnight this thanksgiving eve and I don’t care what anyone from high school thinks!!!

Nov 22, 2017

you know how every year we're all like "i'm thankful for my dogs and nothing else lolol?" well guess what

Nov 21, 2017

RT @MTV: Mood: Harry Styles dancing like someone's uncle at a wedding ✨ https://t.co/mpDteAuxhA

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