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Scott Adams Quotes - The Quotations Page

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By Scott Adams, 'The Dilbert Principle'
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Showing quotations 1 to 17 of 17 total If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again. Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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