Tiffany Leong

Date someone who makes a point not to swear in front of little kids, even though he usually drops the F word in every other sentence. Date someone who doesn’t freak out when he’s asked to hold a baby or when he sees a woman breastfeeding in public. Date someone who isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty when changing a diaper. Date someone who can make a random baby at the grocery store laugh just by making silly faces.

We can only assume each of these monstrosities began in the heart of a hungry drunk, and we thank them. 1. The T-Rav Pie at The Sliced Pint The ultimate St. Louis drunk food: This double-decker pie is stuffed with toasted ravioli filling. The second crust is adorned with your choice of toppings to solve the age-old, late-night dilemma: pizza or t-ravs? 1511 Washington Ave., St. Louis, 314.696.8787, theslicedpint.com 2.