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California Is About To Be Hit By Two Hurricanes In A Row
Two separate storms are set to hit California in the final days of the year, bringing a chance of rain across much of the state and a chance of light snow to the Sierra Nevada and other high elevations. The first storm, which arrived Wednesday night and could continue through Thursday, will primarily affect areas north of Fresno County to the Oregon border.
Trump's Post-Election Civil War Contingency Plan
Bellevue, Nebraska. U S A. A SINful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News. Exclusive to The Spoof. Our annual visit to USSTRATCOM, the U.S. Strategic Command located at Offutt Air Force base near Bellevue, Nebraska, revealed just how far President Donald Trump has gone in preparing for the possibility of a Second American Civil War, following the rigged results of the upcoming presidential election. The nuclear weapons stationed here play a major role in his plan.
A Louisiana Town Has Been Wiped Off The Map By Two Back-to-Back Hurricanes
CAJUN WOMAN, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Hurricane Laura knocked the hell out of the town of Cajun Woman, and brought her to her knees. And then Hurricane Delta hit her, and totally wiped the little sardine-fishing village totally off the map. Cajun Woman is noted for being the birthplace of GOPers Devin Nunez, Matt Gaetz, and Hernando Hernandez.
Most Powerful Two-Year-Old in the World Up for Adoption
Tuesday, 13 October 2020 The coming election in the US offers its citizens a stark choice between Donald Trump, the most powerful two-year-old in the world, and Joe Biden, a man visibly and painfully declining into senility. And if the polls are to be believed, the American people have wisely put their trust in senility by a wide margin. "But why senility," some are asking. Well, the answer is simple. No one really likes two-year-olds.
Double Trouble: Louisiana Pounded By Two Hurricanes In Six Weeks
After being pummelled by two hurricanes in six weeks, residents in this Louisiana city don't even know which storm to blame for the area's widespread damage. "Honestly, I can't tell what was from what hurricane," sheriff's deputy Aymond said of the debris littering the streets of Lake Charles. "It's like when somebody gets beat up, and already has a black eye... you don't know if this black eye was from the last time or not," he said.
Photos of Hurricane Maria's Destruction in Puerto Rico
Nearly a week after Hurricane Maria slammed into Puerto Rico, many of the territory's 3.4 million U.S. citizens are still without food, water, gas, and money. The Category 4 storm tore roofs off buildings, knocked down power lines and flooded electricity-generating plants last Wednesday, leaving most of the island without electrical power, which may not be restored for more than a month according to officials.
Samsung warns of more Galaxy Note delays amid battery explosion claims
A model poses for photographs with a Galaxy Note 7 new smartphone during its launching ceremony in Seoul, South Korea, August 11, 2016. REUTERS/Kim Hong-Ji/File Photo SEOUL (Reuters) - Tech giant Samsung Electronics Co Ltd said on Wednesday shipments of the Galaxy Note 7 smartphone are being delayed as the firm conducts additional quality control testing for the premium device.
Samsung Galaxy Tab A 2016 rumors and news leaks
Samsung launched the Galaxy Tab A last year with it’s all-metal build, S Pen capability, and affordable price. Based on recent leaks, it appears Samsung could release an updated version of the popular Tab with a few notable changes. Here’s everything we know so far. While previous reports indicated that the new device wouldn’t come with S Pen support, most recent rumors indicate the opposite.
SolarCity advisor Lazard made mistake in deal with Tesla
The company's logo is seen on the SolarCity building in Denver February 17, 2015. REUTERS/Rick Wilking/File Photo (Reuters) - Lazard Ltd, the investment bank that advised SolarCity Corp on its $2.6 billion sale to Tesla Motors Inc, made an error in its analysis that discounted the value of the U.S. solar energy company by $400 million, a regulatory filing by Tesla showed on Wednesday.
Dropbox didn’t tell anyone about a giant hack for four years
We get it, companies get hacked all the time. And they’re not too eager to share details about data breaches, but they ultimately have to release details about it so that affected users can protect themselves. At least, they should disclose details. But Dropbox failed to do so, hiding for no less than four years the magnitude of a data breach that may have affected up to 68 million accounts.
Owning a Tesla Model 3 will be a little more expensive than we thought
One of the big perks of Tesla ownership is access to the Supercharger network, a worldwide network of super-fast electric charging stations for Tesla owners. Use of the chargers is free for most Model S and Model X owners, but it won't be for Model 3 owners. We knew that already, but details of how Tesla will charge for use of Superchargers may have just leaked.
Trump and the media, made for each other
For many months now, like the anxious producers of some hot reality show, the American media has been waiting for Donald Trump to get up onstage and say the one thing that will lead to his swift and inevitable unraveling.
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