I recently had my fortieth birthday. I am having to remove myself from Facebook groups called “under 40” and the like, but I am not approaching this decade with the pain I did 30. Thirty seemed to mark the end of my opportunity for prodigy status. I have been told by so many people that I am wise beyond my years, but as my years keep adding up, that is said less and less. I hope to acquire new accolades, but being beyond my age is probably going to be retired soon.