Hey, Pumpkin! I thought you were going to call me from the turnoff. Why’d you park there? Now I can’t bring up my trash cans. You must be the boyfriend. I’m Walter, but you might as well call me Grandpa, too. Let me show you to the guest room. It’s right up at the top of these stairs. You kind of have to go up sideways, the way skiers do when they don’t want to take their skis off. We’ve been meaning to put in a bannister, but for now you can just push your backside against the wall and slide up.