Alison Abbey on Muck Rack

Alison Abbey

from SRQ to ATL to Music City
Associate Editor — Parade Magazine

A little bit country, a little bit R&B. Associate Editor @ParadeMagazine Fashion, comedy, music and pop culture nerd (tweets are my own-no pitches please!)

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@awabbey — 666 followers, 15,762 tweets

Nov 21, 2017

🎶 My name is Edward...I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, that's why my relationships never work! // My name is Vivian...I'm a whore, I'm a whore, but I long for something moooooooooore! 🎶 Just saying, I feel like I could write this one myself. #LyricistForHire

Nov 21, 2017

Rumor has it the second turkey was a "left-wing" (see what I did there?) liberal who supports DACA and gun control, while the pardoned turkey was a big oil exec raising serious gravy for the wall while clucking, "guns don't kill turkeys, people kill turkeys."

Nov 21, 2017

Do you ever have days where you eat a combination of foods that you know will not mix well together in your stomach but you just keep going? No? Never? Yeah. Me neither.

Nov 20, 2017

@katiedneal This tweet is every woman’s 2017 in a nutshell

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