Andrew England Weber. Online reporter. Tortoise guardian. The @KUT printer is my work dad. @StEdwardsU grad.

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@andy_uhler @SouthwestAir @AUStinAirport @tomhanks Update: I’ve boarded after the sixth delay. Still waiting to takeoff. They’re telling jokes. Q: What kind of bagel flies? A: A plane bagel. It’s grim. Help me, Tom Hanks, you’re my only hope.
@andy_uhler @SouthwestAir @AUStinAirport @tomhanks Welp. The computers weren’t down, but now they are. Print-only boarding passes. I place the blame squarely on your tweet.
.@SouthwestAir am I ever going to leave @AUStinAirport? Apparently y’all futzed up a shift-change and my flight’s been delayed five times. Is this viral-experiential marketing for a gritty reboot of The Terminal? Do I live here now? Am I @tomhanks now? I have questions.
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