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Aug 21, 2017

RT @SHAQ: I hear its safe to look at the solar eclipse as long as my big ass head is in the way… 

Aug 21, 2017

@RealMikeWilbon Up next: smuggling a transistor radio into class to listen to the Cubs game.

Aug 21, 2017

Best part of the eclipse? Convincing a bunch of medieval rubes not to execute the guy who can blot out the sun.

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