Next week, it will all come to a head. My personal, decades long war with Ben Folds will be settled, one way or another. I'm going to see Folds perform at the Keith-Albee Performing Arts Center in Huntington, where I plan to leap from the balcony and shout "Semper sic tyrannis!" my voice filled with rage and my eyes burning with righteous fury. Sure, I'll probably land on his piano and break my spine, but it's the principle of the thing that matters.