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Ben Rosen

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Contributor, Onion Sports Network

Contributor @onionsports / Dad Jokes @mcsweeneys / Ghostwriter For @GovMikeHuckabee

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Extra, extra! Young Sheldon starts his very own newspaper on an all-new episode of #YoungSheldon tonight at 8:30/7:30c on CBS https://t.co/3590a6RbjR
On Thursday, I am not running any editorials in print. I am devoting my page to letters from people who farted so hard that their skeletons shot out their butts and then a dog came over and chewed on one of the bones
Hang ten, dude! Young Sheldon finds his sea legs on an all-new episode of #YoungSheldon tonight at 8:30/7:30c on CBS https://t.co/qnySB5ns0w
Uh oh! Grampy comes to town on an all-new episode of #YoungSheldon tonight at 8:30/7:30c on CBS https://t.co/vMwZGvkn0n
Fore!! Young Sheldon hits the links on an all-new episode of #YoungSheldon tonight at 8:30/7:30c on CBS https://t.co/7clwPeeUiw
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