Mom, Dad, thanks for being on time this year. Dad, I can see by your T-shirt that it was a challenge. So you’ve already exceeded expectations. Remember, performance reviews are not about criticism. They’re about nurturing an abundance mind-set. Let’s start! Benchmarks We all accomplished a lot in 2025. Mom, you made partner at your firm and—per last year’s review—solutioned out of skinny jeans. Jordan continued his onboarding (i.e., potty training) just in time for pre-K.