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RT @david_j_roth: Doctor now reporting that Trump is 75 inches in height and, because he is made entirely of meringue, weighs only 36…
RT @Pontifex: If we fail to suffer with those who suffer, even those of different religions, languages or cultures, we need to question our own humanity.
RT @SpinningRonnie: Jay Cutler is 6'3" and 233. Donald Trump is 6'3" and 239. What a difference six pounds makes!
RT @Comey: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming…
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