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Chloe Metzger

Digital Beauty Editor — Marie Claire

Digital beauty editor @MarieClaire, previously @StyleCaster and @Allure_Magazine. Often mistaken for Tom Hanks. [Snappychatty: chlomygosh

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@chloe_metzger — 1,074 followers, 1,322 tweets

Sep 19, 2017

RT @bransonreese: My main comedic influence was trying to upset SmarterChild so badly that a real person would log on and tell me to knock…

Sep 19, 2017

@ElizabethAngell Sorry--had to delete. I couldn't handle the grammatical error. I COULD NOT HANDLE IT.

Sep 19, 2017

When your coworker responds to your email with "hahahaha" but you're sitting right next to them and they didn't even smile.

Sep 19, 2017

Trump is the guy at work who doesn't clear the microwave timer after using it.

Sep 19, 2017

When Captcha gives you some wavy word that looks like "/wM]}d[ban/ana" and you have to prove to yourself that you're a human.

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