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Chris Hatler

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Chris Hatler is a writer and editor based in Philadelphia. He is currently Features Editor for Popular Mechanics. He previously served as Service & News Editor for Runner's World, covering the sport of distance running. As a freelance contributor, he writes about music, culture, entertainment, and food.

Chris Hatler’s Journalist Portfolio

The lifestyle brand Stay Home Club lets introverts (literally) wear their feelings on their sleev...

The lifestyle brand Stay Home Club lets introverts (literally) wear their feelings on their sleev...

Stay Home Club is the self-proclaimed "lifestyle brand for people with no life."

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This surrealist fashion brand dreams up freakish meme-iverses

This surrealist fashion brand dreams up freakish meme-iverses

Stylo au Plafond makes unique clothing for artists.

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DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ is casting a spell on listeners with '90s nostalgia

DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ is casting a spell on listeners with '90s nostalgia

Great house music artist.

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Domino's Isn't Pizza. It's Something Else Entirely.

Domino's Isn't Pizza. It's Something Else Entirely.

Self-explanatory.

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My Evening at the Whole Foods Bar

My Evening at the Whole Foods Bar

Oh, what a night!

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The Deeply Stressful Reality of Trying to Get the Perfect Night’s Sleep

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By Chris Hatler Verified
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8 hours ago Should your landscaper get paid more because the price of your property went up? Of course not – and neither should your realtor. Changes to industry practices would result in greater competition, resulting in lower realtor fees and better home affordability. In 2015, the average Toronto home sale …
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The Deeply Stressful Reality of Trying to Get the Perfect Night’s Sleep

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By Chris Hatler Verified
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19 min read There is a universal agony so tediously mundane yet excruciatingly painful that it makes even this lapsed Catholic beg the Lord to please, please, please, let me fall asleep. This sleeplessness, in which I don’t so much inhabit my body as watch it roll around from a metaphysical place far beyond me, is not a one-night thing. It started in January. It’s March now. And it’s always the same.
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The Lost Art of Going Bald

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By Chris Hatler Verified
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(VINNIE ZUFFANTE) I, like many men, can recall with perfect clarity when I first realised I was losing my hair. On a sweaty summer night in college, friends and I were playing drinking games in our dingy apartment. For some reason, the conversation jumped to my buddy’s hairline, which culminated in a curly black widow’s peak. “I have one too,” I replied, pushing the dark bangs back from my forehead. A pause ensued. Did they know something I didn’t? “Oh, honey,” said that same buddy’s girlfriend.
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Have you ever used a typewriter?

Nope!

When's the best time to pitch you?

Before noon on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?

At the park, probably just sitting there.