Chris Illuminati
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As seen in:
Message With A Bottle,
Medium,
MSN,
Rolling Stone,
Substack,
Flipboard,
The Daily Dot,
Futurism,
Yahoo,
AskMen,
Maxim
and
author • bylines all over • Yes, it’s my real last name #ringthebell
Chris Illuminati’s Biography
Chris Illuminati is the author of five books, and his writing has appeared in various sources and front of millions of eyeballs, including Rolling Stone, Fatherly, AskMen, Popular Science, The Manual, Men’s Health, Cosmo, and Maxim.
He's the creator of the parenting website Message With a Bottle, where he writes jokes about parenting on post-it notes. Those notes somehow ended up on Good Morning America.
And that’s about it.
Wait, one more thing…
Yes, it’s his real last name.