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Chris Illuminati

New Jersey
Freelance Writer — Freelance

author • contributor to @rollingstone @dailyddt @theoutsidegame @dailydot & more • author • asshole • yes, it's my real last name

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@chrisilluminati — 13,865 followers, 34,241 tweets

Sep 23, 2017

My son just asked a question & I don't know how to answer. I need help. Here goes: "Can a lightsaber cut through Captain America's shield?"

Sep 22, 2017

I wrote this piece about my new favorite thing I didn't know existed until recently -- YARN BOMBING! -- 

Sep 19, 2017

Overheard in Epcot: "So it appears as though someone I'm friends with on Facebook died." "Who are they?" "No clue."

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