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Chris Illuminati

New Jersey
Freelance Writer — Freelance

author • contributor to @rollingstone @dailyddt @theoutsidegame @dailydot & more • author • asshole • yes, it's my real last name

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@chrisilluminati — 13,865 followers, 34,126 tweets

Aug 15, 2017

Remember when your biggest fear getting online in the AM was someone naming you in the ice bucket challenge?

Aug 15, 2017

@damianholbrook She was named after the place her mom birthed her -- in the back of an Orange Juelius

Aug 15, 2017

@MrBrandonStroud Just wait until Cena wins and gets a title shot Smackdown after SS and takes the title and we all spit the bleach we were drinking

Aug 15, 2017

Every conference call I've ever been on has been more interesting to listen to than Jindar Mahal #SmackDownLIVE

Aug 15, 2017

Alt Left Alt Right At this point the best this country can hope for is a CTRL+ALT+DEL

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