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Chris Illuminati

New Jersey
Freelance Writer — Freelance

author • contributor to @rollingstone @dailyddt @theoutsidegame @dailydot & more • author • asshole • yes, it's my real last name

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@chrisilluminati — 13,830 followers, 34,394 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

RT @adampknave: Thanks, accidentally hysterical ad campaign gif making person. I'll never be able to read Artisanal "normally" agai…

Nov 16, 2017

TNT is going to keep pushing Kevin Garnett as a TV personality until we all just give up and accept it but he’s still as bad today as on day one

Nov 15, 2017

Congrats to Stan, once again named Sexiest Manatee Alive

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