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Chris Illuminati

New Jersey
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author • contributor to @rollingstone @brobible @dailydot & more • asshole • yes, it's my real last name

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This doesn’t make you “Dad of the Year.” It just makes you a dad
“Father Time is undefeated.” - Sir Charles on Cavs
Hey Saints, you just got punched in the gut. But come back on the field to get kicked in the nuts
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