“I’m sure I have bad bones. I’m sure I have, like, wafer bird bones. But I don’t like protein and I don’t lift weights,” Jill Kargman tells me. “My doctor literally called me skinny fat, and said if you trace me naked, on a paper, it would look healthy, but I have 26 BMI, which is bad.” The 51-year-old writer and actress—who’s known for her Bravo scripted series Odd Mom Out and the dozen books she’s written—says she doesn’t “really give a shit” and just wants to look good in clothes.