Baseball players are exacting and precise. Footballers tough and physical. Basketballers consistent and skilled. Runners fast and enduring. But golfers? Zealots, plain and simple. The one sport that most resembles a religion is, in fact, golf. Its adherents are devout and fanatical, with practices and customs that nonbelievers would find strange, often incomprehensible. They have a lifestyle, code, and morals. Hell, they even dress alike, with their khaki shorts and polo shirts. Just think about it.