Best American Sporpswriting. Various at SB Nation and later at Vice Sports, co-founder of @Classical, turtle owner. Not the one from Van Halen or magic.

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@david_j_roth — 32,091 followers, 84,401 tweets

Jul 25, 2017

A good Trump move is when he ad-libs about how he can eat the most cake of anyone and then pivots like "the immigrants aren't human folks."

Jul 25, 2017

/Bizarre Facebook Aunt who is more terrified of visiting nearby Cincinnati than anything "Beautiful, and so normal." 

Jul 25, 2017

@SYoungblood73 He's living the dream right now, absolutely.

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