Pottymouth, overeater, underachiever. #newmom

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@eefarris — 2,261 followers, 6,974 tweets

Aug 10, 2017

@emayfarris @kwcollins @wccubbison @thosjleeper @NeilBigBusiness Man, I am so bad at Twitter, I just saw this. (Also, don't like Chicago-style pizza.)

Aug 10, 2017

I know there are some #phish fans out there. Buy my husband's Big Cypress poster so we can pay our taxes and shit?  http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/152658647651 

Aug 01, 2017

@PuffyMac1970 Well, thank you. I guess I'm just very, very, er, infrequent at it.

Aug 01, 2017

Truth: I suck at Twitter. But I'm all up in Instagram's guts. Will you join me over there? PLEASE? https://t.co/B0C0ajifPr https://t.co/PreKzGb5qq

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