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@junodemelo — 2,090 followers, 3,939 tweets

Nov 15, 2017

Eating boxed mac 'n' cheese with a grapefruit spoon, and still Trump droning on about everything but Roy Moore is the worst part of today's lunch.

Nov 14, 2017

"You're a mom I'd like to...fall in love with over and over again."—my wise and careful husband

Nov 13, 2017

RT @rachie_claire: "You go out in public and it’s a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get…

Nov 11, 2017

RT @HezelAnna: 10 Fool-Proof Braises to Make While You Refresh the NYTimes Homepage to See Who's Next

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