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@theduckiest — 368 followers, 3,089 tweets

A friend said my cat is "like 80% custard" after seeing this picture and that makes me very happy. https://t.co/Scfef7A9OP
TFW you wake up at 5am to see snow like a kid on Christmas but instead of a fluffy white present Santa has left you cold hard lumps of ice :(
RT @davidmackau: I just informed the NORAD Duty Press Officer about this. He had no idea and said he'd call me right back  https://twitter.com/michellebvd/status/952241113158463488 
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