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Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship

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By Fat Joe
| The Onion
Kitchenware can’t replace relationships with other people, experts say. Published: June 9, 2026 BALTIMORE—Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that air fryers should not be considered an adequate substitute for human companionship.
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Sara Morse and Beth Lozano

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By Fat Joe
| The Onion
The pair said “I do” Friday after a whirlwind meeting with their tax preparer.
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Greek Custodian Used To Be Demigod Back In Home Country

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By Fat Joe
| The Onion
School Janitor Part Maintenance Man, Part God Danielopoulos, who can trace his lineage all the way back to the Titans on his father side, now cleans schools. Published: June 9, 2026 TENAFLY, NJ—According to Roosevelt Elementary custodian Thanasis Danielopoulos, faculty and staff at the school are often surprised when they learn that back in his home country of Greece, he was a demigod.
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