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Stan Schroeder

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Sometimes I mock inanimate objects
Wife: I’m hitting play on Frozen, can you not do that thing again Me: Let it go, let it go Wife: Once is fine, just don’t do it for 10 hours straight Me: Let it go, let it go Wife: Look I know the kid loves it but Me and kid, in unison: LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOO
@SamSykesSwears Felt the same when I watched Mad Max. I kept waiting for Toecutter to start cutting toes, but nothing.
Here’s my experience with GammaChef, the robot chef. TLDR: it cooked me a really tasty lunch. 
Person A: Bitcoin will soar to XY Bitcoin goes up Person B: Bitcoin will plummet to XY Bitcoin goes down Person C: Bitcoin will simultaneously go up and down Bitcoin explodes
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