This past Saturday, I took to the streets of San Francisco to collect signatures and garner support for the Darrel Issa California Election Omnipotence Bill (DICEOB). The following is an actual account of what happened: 2:15 p.m. — I’ve been walking around the Marina district for at least half an hour, and no signatures yet. Already I am weary of the public I am trying to sway — they’re much too liberal and closed minded.