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Dishwasher guy: Looks like rodents definitely chewed through this part. Me: I have two dogs. WTF have they been doing?! Dishwasher guy: Oh you need a cat for this. Me: The dogs would eat the cat, so I guess we’ll just take the pet rat. #adultingisrad
RT @ThatSeanKeenan: I, along with reporters around the nation, covered the brief, yet powerful #NationalSchoolWalkout for @nytimes. Na…
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