With lines like “I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes ‘em,” Satchel Paige was as witty in his own way as another American original, Mark Twain. He even matched Twain for creative braggadocio, stating “I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.” Please log in, or sign up for a new account and purchase a subscription to continue reading. We have used your information to see if you have a subscription with us, but did not find one.