Hana Stepnick

The best thing about senior year at Duke is a small but mighty, three-letter word: yes. “Do you want to get dinner tomorrow?” Yes. “Do you want to go to the game tonight?” Yes. “Do you want to hang on BC?” Yes. “Do you want to distract ourselves from the fact that graduation is somehow a month away????” Yes!!!! The word “yes” has been an undeniably resounding force throughout senior year, and I’m happier for it.

Editor's note: The article below is satire. Yesterday, Jesus (Christ) descended from Heaven and delivered a message to Monday Monday. The statement is as follows: "Yo [sic], whats good, its me, Jesus. Yes, yeah, from the Bible. So, just wanted to say, like, yes, I have seen the new video from Hill After Hours. Obviously, I don’t watch it, but Satan sent me a tape from downstairs.

Apr 6, 2026, 3:04 AM Scarlett Chapital was terrified to open her Duke admissions decision, so much so that she delegated the task to her 9-year-old brother as she hid in the attic. It was the last decision she was waiting on, and the acceptance she wanted the most. Fortunately for the New Orleans native, her brother bore good news; she got in. Chapital was one of the 2,083 prospective Blue Devils admitted to Duke through its Regular Decision admissions cycle last Tuesday.